{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Episode #104: England is Rubbish","description":"Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman http:\/\/traffic.libsyn.com\/sfjpodcast\/20150821_SFJPOD_104.mp3   Whaaaat\u2019s up, me old China plates? Put another whelk on the Barbie(cue) as our Australian correspondent Beardo returns to insult the country his criminal forefathers were exiled from years ago, for crimes too trivial to bother hanging them for. He starts with a report on England\u2019s lamest sports, most of which seem to have been invented to give the aristocracy an excuse to fondle each other\u2019s bottoms. There\u2019s more England bashing in the News Round, as Prince Harry saves animals by murdering them, and we find out that Booze is paying to keep a big fat lady in skinny men and Xboxes.  It\u2019s not all route one, lowest common denominator xenophobia, though.  We also give you our review of HBO\u2019s critically unacclaimed Real Detective(s), meet a lady dwarf with an extra appendage, listen to a lovelorn listener\u2019s letter to Chuck Turtleman, and Beardo pays for his absence last week by performing a Feat of Strength. And we\u2019re probably the only podcast you\u2019ll listen to this week that features a flashback within a flashback, followed by a flashback. (That last flashback isn\u2019t within the first flashback, though. That would be confusing.) So put the saucepan lids to bed, pour yourself a nice warm pint, and stick this in yer bleedin\u2019 ear\u2019ole, my honkies. Gertcha! Facebook: facebook.com\/sfjdotcom Twitter: twitter.com\/sfjdotcom Download This Episode (right-click, \u201cSave link as\u2026\u201d) Subscribe via iTunes, RSS, or Stitcher Contact us ","author_name":"Sweet Feathery Jesus!","author_url":"http:\/\/www.sweetfeatheryjesus.com","html":"