{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"3 Classic Christmas Specials Reviewed","description":"\n\tA freak of nature, another freak of nature, and a bald child with severe depression.\n\n\tRudolph, Frosty, and Life's Punching Bag, Charlie Brown, are here to teach us what Christmas is really all about. Sure, there's presents and the magic of Christmas snow, but in the world of '60s animation, Christmas is about:\n\n\t\n\t\tDeath by evil magicians\n\t\n\t\tExistential angst and sheep\n\t\n\t\tA criminal justice system based entirely on dentistry\n\t\n\t\tToddlers who love the bible\n\t\n\t\tHating people who are too dirty, too skinny, too sad, and too full of jelly\n\t\n\t\tKids getting raised by absentee trombones\n\t\n\t\tAnd a definitive test of life through juggling and sweeping\n\n\n\tOur guest, Dru, is still hilarious. Here's his website of awesome.\n\n\tHappy iPod day, everyone. Hope it's a good one.\n","author_name":"Read it and Weep","author_url":"http:\/\/read-weep.com","html":"