{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"S05E25. Mr. Sears' Gold Chocolate Coin","description":"Not a competitive man\/ The kids need money\/ Smug dogs\/ This is Tommyland now\/ Mudstreaks\/ A tale from Randy\u2019s youth\/ The Shoplifter\/ Mr Sears\u2019 Gold Chocolate Coin\/ The lessons of Stan Lee and Spider-Man\/ The Scowling Face of Despair\/ Laptop woes\/ These Wal-Marts\/ Tommy\u2019s dumb joke\/ The full fury of the history of court jesters behind you\/ The Garbage Disposal\/ Getting Away From The Landfill \u2013 a comedy album\/ a sea of neck tattoos\/ Paperboy old ladies\/ a parking lot confrontation\/ Tommy\u2019s WiFi\/ Stealing the wedding\/ The Tattletale\/ Stealing the wedding\/ Randy\u2019s ideas for Tommy\u2019s weddings\/ Dancing in public\/ a new tattoo for Tommy\/ the unbeatable combo\/ Not a Bachelor Party Guy\/ a real Nancy Drew\/ kickstart that 401K\/ Randy\u2019s Career Fair\/ The Font Taskmaster and The Google Killjoy\/ Smartphone McGee\/ Quality Question of the week\/ That flocks of ghosts there\/ The Couch Party Crew\/ Tommy had gigs in Wisconsin and bought a cheesehead\/ A club sandwich\/ Criss Cross action\/ that pretty US 2\/ Wisconsin is awesome\/ These retail workers are going wild\/ Missed Connections\/ The Chevy\/ A tale of a local newscaster &amp;nbsp; Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com\/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 &quot;LIKE&quot; us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search \u201cMiserable Retail Slave\u201d on the Facebook! Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram:&amp;nbsp;https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/miserableretailslavepodcast &amp;nbsp; Follow Randy on Twitter:&amp;nbsp;https:\/\/twitter.com\/mretailslave &amp;nbsp; Intro: \u201cHard Times\u201d by Dan \u201cD-Boy\u201d Amboy Check out his music:&amp;nbsp;https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/dan-amboy &amp;nbsp; You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here:  https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/miserable-retail-slave\/id527775275?mt=2 &amp;nbsp; Stitcher:&amp;nbsp;http:\/\/www.stitcher.com\/podcast\/miserable-retail-slave &amp;nbsp; If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http:\/\/miserableretailslave.libsyn.com\/rss (Episode 180) &amp;nbsp; ","author_name":"Miserable Retail Slave","author_url":"http:\/\/miserableretailslave.libsyn.com","html":"<iframe title=\"Libsyn Player\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/5828680\/height\/90\/theme\/custom\/thumbnail\/yes\/direction\/forward\/render-playlist\/no\/custom-color\/88AA3C\/\" height=\"90\" width=\"600\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe>","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/assets.libsyn.com\/secure\/content\/17242308"}