{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"34 - Warbucks","description":"Subscribe at Patreon.com\/miniondeathcult&amp;nbsp;for a premium episode in your podcast player every Monday &amp;nbsp; This week The Cult solves the Syrian civil war:  &quot;Missile strikes are not a war. It's a police action.&quot; &quot;Libertarians are isolationist children who would rather chop off their dicks instead of f*ck the Syrian people.&quot; &quot;Assad is a monster the likes of which we haven't seen since Abraham Lincoln.&quot; AND The Cult takes on the black thugs who were probably going to rob Starbucks and therefore had to be arrested: &quot;Cops were just doing their jobs by arresting innocent black men.&quot; (tru) &quot;The black guys planned this in order to cause racism.&quot; &quot;You cant just chill at Starbucks. Relaxation is theft.&quot; ","author_name":"Minion Death Cult","author_url":"http:\/\/miniondeathcult.libsyn.com\/website","html":"<iframe title=\"Libsyn Player\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/6494033\/height\/90\/theme\/custom\/thumbnail\/yes\/direction\/forward\/render-playlist\/no\/custom-color\/ff88c5\/\" height=\"90\" width=\"600\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe>","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/assets.libsyn.com\/secure\/item\/6494033"}