{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Bad Bets and Weak Bladders","description":"I really can't believe how much I used to love the band KORN in my youth. I mean they are legitimately horrible. It's not good at all. It's barely music, yet at one point, I believed they were speaking directly to my soul. Every time I make Sloppy Joes, I sing "Lunchlady Land" by Adam Sandler. I truly think they won't taste as good if I don't do this. It's science. I love when people say "have you ever seen that episode of the Simpsons...?" The show has been on for a hundred years and I truthfully never thought it was that great to begin with.  I find people that reference The Simpsons and Family Guy alot are people I have zero interest in spending alot of time around. They make me want to eat shards of broken glass. I'm really hooked on the show Furious on Hulu right now. Great show. Check it out. Thanks for listening! Opening Song: Vaping In Vegas by Wolves Of Glendale Closing Cover Song:  Ignition Remix (R Kelly) by Wynchester We now have a hotline where you can call 24\/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365 ","author_name":"A Fireside Chat","author_url":"http:\/\/www.libsyn.com\/","html":"