{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Kagro in the Morning - August 31, 2026","description":"David Waldman and Greg Dworkin return to help make Mondays less so. Google labels Lake Ontario as \u201cLake America\u201d, so that fewer sheep get lost. Donald K. Trump has some schemes plotted in case the midterms go too blue. We\u2019ve warned you about all of them, but David\u2019s particularly Cassandra-esque prophesy of the \u201crogue clerk\u201d might indeed come to fruition. Sure, it\u2019s complicated, but David likes them that way. Trump, however, is but a simple dotard, who might be planning to do simply nothing, or in the case of the USPS, keeping anyone from doing anything. SCOTUS might apply the \u201cPurcell principle\u201c, if for some reason they forget which administration it is. Skip Trump, impeach his money. Is Natalie Harp the Monica Lewinsky Ken Starr Republicans have been waiting for? Are they hoping to make Jon Ossoff\u2026 Bill Clinton? Ossoff\u2019s opponent believes he is Barack Obama. Red states used to be the safe place to stow awful Republicans. Now the other Gop Mike (Collins) has a fascist twink on his hands. The other other Gop Mike (Rogers) is losing all of the Trump Muslims. It\u2019s hard to frighten people with Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed these days when Zohran Kwame Mamdani has look-alike contests in his honor. Jewish voters became Democratic by following their moral compass. Trump knows El-Sayed\u2019s lead is fake polling by illegal pollsters, reported by illegal reporters. Military leaders think Pete Hegseth might be leading them to Armageddon, as if he\u2019d have a problem with that. Oh no! First Andrew and Tristan Tate, now Milo Yiannopoulos? Well, they do say assholes go in threes. ","author_name":"Kagro in the Morning","author_url":"http:\/\/kagrox.libsyn.com","html":"