{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Kagro in the Morning - August 20, 2026","description":"David Waldman and Greg Dworkin inch open the Thursday news levee. Natalie Harp! How does she do it? How DARE we discuss Natalie banging that stud Donald K. Trump? Hey now! Natalie loves Donald like she would love any top executive, you know\u2026 in a \u201cbiblical sense\u201c\u2026 which of course includes hiding in trunks, sleeping on the floor, and maintaining one\u2019s pants and any items therein. Heaven forfend any notion of \u201cwifely duties\u201c! Those, Melania can keep. Pete Hegseth\u2019s \u201cNatalie Harp\u201d is his wife, who knows better than to give Pete any leash. Wait a second. Is all this just a distraction from the important issues? Yep, but we have time for those also. Deportations and the economy are losers for Trump, as well as the candidates he is endorsing. Shock! Polls show that Republicans are behind in America\u2019s reddest states. Democrats reign victorious in hypothetical matchups, probably across multiple universes. No one wants to read a horoscope written by a false astrologer, and similarly, no one would want fake polling, unless they found a profit in it. The White House has its own fake vote.gov. You don\u2019t need polls to know people hate data centers, and the data they center from AI and Flock cameras, because all your friends will tell you all about it. Gops were a little slow on the uptake however because all their friends are investors, yet have recently begun to catch on, from Ohio, down to Texas. America\u2019s strategic oil reserve is so low that it might collapse our economy, but if it gets any lower it could collapse the salt domes used to store it. ","author_name":"Kagro in the Morning","author_url":"http:\/\/kagrox.libsyn.com","html":"