{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Kagro in the Morning - August 6, 2026","description":"David Waldman brings us to Thursday, by more or less being at the right place at the right time. The Senate has been busy, finalizing a stopgap funding bill to move the shutdown to hopefully a different Senate. They also launched an entire network of fake news and have only begun to hassle Dr. Anthony S. (Science!) Fauci. Greg Dworkin rolled up his sleeve and reached deep into a slimy cyclosporiatic orifice of ex-Twitter and pulled out some fresh polls for you. They\u2019re oh so tasty and probably won\u2019t make you sick later. Also, some Poindexter is suddenly ahead of Max Miller in Ohio, which is good, as Miller sucks. Remember, vote BLUE no matter\u2026 who now? Abdul El-Sayed? Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed? Well\u2026 good thing we live in a post-racial... we don\u2019t? Oh well, that name thing sure worked against Amir Hassan, who was backed by Donald Woke Trump. Today, the words \u201cEl-Sayed\u201d pleasantly roll off the tongue of lots of happy Democrats, and many disgruntled ones too\u2026 who all need to pull it together now to make this happen. Will he win? El-Sayed is pulling his weight, let\u2019s see his support. What\u2019s in a name? Ask Elaine Luria. No, Elise Stefanik\u2026 No, Elissa Slotkin. She\u2019s the young up and coming\u2026 down and going establishment Dem, right? Now Ronald Lauder. That name used to mean something. But now that he\u2019s no longer writing it on checks, who cares? Sean Duffy, like his boss, understands that in the media production biz, getting and spending money is the best part of the creative process. Releasing a product only invites criticism, and who needs that? A few months back, Border Patrol stormtroopers shooting their laser guns into the air were able to hit a kid\u2019s party balloon yet were able to rack up more fatalities jamming the GPS of a medevac aircraft. More recently, Marine One lifted off without proper permission but luckily did not need to shoot down any passenger jets in order to do so. ","author_name":"Kagro in the Morning","author_url":"http:\/\/kagrox.libsyn.com","html":"