{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Goin\u2019 Deep Show 2327: Timing Hat Trick\u2019s Hookups - Happy 4th!","description":"The episode opens with the crew reflecting on how far they\u2019ve come from the nights Kid would pass out on the neighbor\u2019s lawn and still somehow drive home. He walks through the exact moment he realized his tolerance had become dangerous, then the conversation pivots hard into fingering technique. Hat Trick explains why straight in-and-out does nothing for her, demonstrates the \u201ccome hither,\u201d and then Kid drops his own signature move: thumb from behind while flicking the bean and sucking tit at the same time. They reference the Instagram anatomist breaking down internal clitoral structure and the ongoing mystery of squirting, with Kid admitting he used to be able to make it happen reliably and now wonders WTF.   From there it\u2019s a parade of old war stories: finger blasting at a Janet Jackson concert, the hunt for extinct hot tub hotel rooms, and the bang time in a minivan for lunch. Hat Trick reveals her older neighbors have started commenting on the blue truck\u2019s schedule and made a dog-slobber joke that nearly killed everyone in the room. They watch an AI-generated soccer clip of women flashing titties in the stands, then pivot to a Michigan Instagram guy preaching the gospel of which \u201cfat bitches got the best pussy\u201d in a gravel parking lot. Hat Trick gives her current weekly average with the fireman and confirms he now waits down the road until the kids clear out.   The back half turns political. Kid plays a bleak satirical song about America being founded on genocide and built on slavery, then the three of them try to figure out why the 250th feels like such a non-event compared to the bicentennial they actually remember. They land on Taylor Swift\u2019s New York wedding shutting down the city as the perfect distraction from everything else, debate whether billionaires giving away millions still counts when the system is this broken, and close with Hat Trick pulling the actual lizard piercing out of an old jewelry box\u2014the same one from the legendary \u201cThere\u2019s a Lizard in My Snatch\u201d episode. They end by announcing Guess Her Muff is coming back as a full segment. ","author_name":"The Goin' Deep Show","author_url":"http:\/\/gds.libsyn.com","html":"