{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Goin\u2019 Deep Show 2326: Ronaldo's Fianc\u00e9's Butt Cheeks","description":"Episode 2326 - With Hat Trick out, Kid and El Pres settle into a classic two-man show full of the kind of unprompted rants that only happen when it's just the guys. It starts with Kid watching actual television for the first time in forever and getting annoyed at a local news segment celebrating women starting alcohol brands, complete with the usual "first woman to do the thing" framing that feels more like a pat on the head than actual news. This leads into a broader complaint about how advertising has been sanitized \u2014 no more bikini girls selling beer, which Kid argues might be contributing to younger generations not banging enough. From there they move into body count math, with Kid admitting he used to keep a detailed note in his phone and still gets regular clean bills of health from the doctor. Solo activities become a running theme: going to the Tigers game by himself with new AirPods and a scorebook turns out to be one of the most relaxing ballpark experiences he's had in years. The same energy carries over to golfing alone and upcoming concerts. Sports talk gets heated when they land on baseball's new ABS challenge system (sponsored by T-Mobile, of course) and the completely unnecessary cheerleaders hanging out on the dugout at Tigers games. Kid makes it clear baseball has fans, not cheerleaders, and the distraction is real. The conversation gets nostalgic with old SNL sketches that wouldn't survive 2026 (Pat, Church Lady, Robert Goulet doing rap songs), a quick debate on which Williams sister you'd rather sleep with, and a genuinely sweet story about an 80-year-old bike mechanic who still loves his job and looks 15 years younger because of it. They also revive the ancient "hoggin'" bit from the early days of the show, share some questionable high school hookup updates (one girl turned out to be a lesbian, another hit the wall hard), and close with a rant about an absurdly long government acronym and a comedian destroying gender-neutral bathroom complaints. Listener calls for 4th of July fireworks disaster stories are teased at the end. ","author_name":"The Goin' Deep Show","author_url":"http:\/\/gds.libsyn.com","html":"