{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"143 - A God-Prank Christmas: The Miracle of Obstinacy!","description":"We're astrally projecting into an aldis lamp to tell CHRISTMAS BEDTIME STORIES (2022), but we are absolutely not dead, we're just\u2026 TEASER: In Florida, ok? \u2026 Top 10 JACKED-UP Movies \u2026 Call the General &amp;nbsp; THEME: &quot;Fuck&amp;nbsp;You&amp;nbsp;If&amp;nbsp;You&amp;nbsp;Don't&amp;nbsp;Like&amp;nbsp;Christmas,&quot; from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather PART ONE&amp;nbsp; DEAD DAD \u2026 Please do not perceive us \u2026 Too disturbing for civvies \u2026 Cast Rundown \u2026 Escaping the NXIVM Cult \u2026 Heat, again \u2026 The Expositional Challenge \u2026 Listen to &quot;Jeb &amp;amp; Maura's Awful Party&quot; \u2026 Plot Mop-Up: Stepdad solution; Baxter (mutual) breakup \u2026 Rules-free ass-sliding nougat \u2026 Not a modeling-behavior movie \u2026 Detail-free resurrection \u2026 Never quit mourning \u2026 Destructive, waste of time, video game \u2026 Christmas astral projection \u2026 A prank \u2026 Nancy Grace's #PotTot \u2026 &quot;Pet Sematary&quot;\u2026 &amp;nbsp; PART TWO&amp;nbsp; No-shoes Wine Clown \u2026 Ominous Hallmark: Stalker vibes; Dead Dad varsity jacket; &quot;sure&quot;; speaking to the captors \u2026 The Odyssey and Pazuzu \u2026 Spot the Angel: &quot;The Troop&quot;\/no angel \u2026 The Humor Side \u2026 Eat Your Heart Out: Good cake, normal drinks, not Newcastle, elevated s'mores, gas-station lunch swap \u2026 The Hallmark Expanded Universe: RIP (the universal troop)\u2026 &amp;nbsp; PART THREE Overdetermined: All; (Wig crime); magical trooping; &quot;don't give up&quot; plus &quot;bring my daddy's voice back to life&quot; \u2026 Crossover: &quot;The Fort Bragg Cartel&quot; vs. Pierce's Special Investigators \u2026 The Hallmark Voight-Kampff Test: Everyone on Danielle's journey; Pierce, the silk-shirt pleader; &quot;it's the holidays, stuff's crazy!&quot;;&amp;nbsp; LLM-prompt daughter Audrey \u2026 Great Moments in Moppetry: 4.5 \u2026 Whoa! Wife Chat: &quot;I wanted to try again&quot; \u2026 The Maxell ad\u2026&amp;nbsp; PART FOUR Who's the Real Villain: The American way of (class) war \u2026 Rating: 1 \u2026 Jordon Hudson \u2026 The Leftovers: Snowstorm oat of nowhere \u2026 Special Ops infiltration in Yemen \u2026 A relic of solemnity about American troop death \u2026 Everything that sucks makes this suck more \u2026 Brigadier, 18 soldiers \u2026 Fake snowball doink \u2026 Off-brand American filler music \u2026 Steve Lund: Jarhead III \u2026 &quot;Kill All the White Man&quot; \u2026 &quot;Detachable Penis&quot; and John S. Hall \u2026 Halfway \u2260 Close \u2026 Merry Christmas! \u2022 All other music by Chris Collingwood of Look&amp;nbsp;Park and Fountains&amp;nbsp;of&amp;nbsp;Wayne, except: &quot;Orchestral Sports Theme&quot; by Chris Collingwood and Rick Murnane. Jeb &amp;amp; Maura's Awful Party (LINK) Fever Dream (LINK) ","author_name":"It's Christmastown","author_url":"http:\/\/itschristmastown.libsyn.com\/website","html":"<iframe title=\"Libsyn Player\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/40983600\/height\/90\/theme\/custom\/thumbnail\/yes\/direction\/forward\/render-playlist\/no\/custom-color\/88AA3C\/\" height=\"90\" width=\"600\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe>","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/assets.libsyn.com\/secure\/content\/201088465"}