{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Kagro in the Morning - April 1, 2026","description":"No fooling, David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back today! Donald K. Trump has spent a month assembling the biggest, strongest April Fools\u2019 joke in history, and will deliver the punchline tonight. Trump is done with Iran and escalating the war and is and is not in talks and has 67,000 US Troops aiming at Kharg and yelling \u201cHey everybody! We\u2019re all gonna get laid!\u201d The base loves that joke\u2026 a little less than they used to. Lindsey Graham wants the US out of Spain and is vexed about NATO yet was forever blowing bubbles in the happiest place on earth. Lindsey was having fun and that\u2019s what counts... So, Kristi Noem\u2019s husband enjoyed bimbofying, and perhaps sitting behind his wife as she was confronted on an internationally renowned affair charge? That might seem a little \u201ccuc\u2026\u201d, uhm \u201cyucky\u201d to some, but to each their own!  Don\u2019t hate Gregg Phillips because he teleports, hate the flying saucer demons. When you only govern for your base, bad things happen, especially to your polls. Everybody hates Trump. That does not mean that MAGA will vote Dem. Empathy has become so cringe, but it might be time for an earnestness comeback. In a battle of exclamation points, a federal judge halted construction of the golden Escher shack Trump was placing upon his super-secret underground war room. Now it\u2019s time to erect the Trump Tower memorial Tower! In the Supreme Court today, justices argue on how to tell Trump \u201cno\u201d to creating an American caste system. The only thing more difficult is trying to describe legal procedure to the hoi polloi and trolls. Karoline Leavitt demands that the ugly picture of her be removed from the internet before Trump sees it\u2026 Oh, too late!  Trump is suing himself for $10 billion and they have a good chance of winning. The Jan 6 mob want a piece of whatever\u2019s being handed out. The US Army did a ride-by of Kid Rock\u2019s house. Good thing that they have such an understanding boss. TSA workers are getting paychecks now, so really who needs Congress? ","author_name":"Kagro in the Morning","author_url":"http:\/\/kagrox.libsyn.com","html":"