{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Goin\u2019 Deep Show 2303: Pedo-Protector Legend","description":"Episode 2303:&amp;nbsp; is a goddamn birthday-party-hating, period-shaming, toy-stretching, ICE-raging fever dream that makes your family reunion look like a therapy session! Hat Trick kicks off by declaring kid birthdays dead\u2014send a card, fuck the production then unleashes on her dad's 20-year-divorce bitterness: &quot;We don't do that in this house, Dad!&quot; after he period-shames his granddaughter. They roast the CES &quot;Handy&quot; masturbator (hands-free mounting, VR porn sync\u2014mount it on the wall and let it jack you stupid), debate tentacle dildos, and fantasize about tip-to-tip races with the boys while Hat Trick catches the load on her tits. Top-five dick confirmed\u2014again. Politics? Low-boil fury: Trump dodging a dead soldier's funeral to brag about West Virginia votes, EPA caring more about business than dead bodies, and martial law whispers for midterms that might never happen. Pedo-protector legend gets a million-dollar GoFundMe, UAW backing, and Nobel Prize memes\u2014while billionaires gain a trillion in year one. Fake AI ads, grandma titties, and a Dropkick Murphys-style &quot;pedo protector&quot; anthem close it out. 2303 episodes of pure, unfiltered retarded glory\u2014still hating birthdays, still measuring knots, still flipping off the system. Go Deep forever, motherfuckers! ","author_name":"The Goin' Deep Show","author_url":"http:\/\/gds.libsyn.com","html":"<iframe title=\"Libsyn Player\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/39975795\/height\/90\/theme\/custom\/thumbnail\/yes\/direction\/forward\/render-playlist\/no\/custom-color\/88AA3C\/\" height=\"90\" width=\"600\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe>","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/assets.libsyn.com\/secure\/content\/198174615"}