{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"SIT DOWN SON. FUCK OFF, DAD-A LOVE STORY","description":"John Allen brings his son in as backup in his ongoing argument with what is. My son and I discuss the only relevant questions that really count. How do I get more girls and not get cancelled? Is there an age where it\u2019s just too creepy to keep hitting on the babes? Are all men misogynist? My answer to that one really pissed off my girlfriend now my ex-girlfriend. So totally worth it. I thought the bit about Jesus looking like a twink would\u2019ve been the one, but she didn\u2019t get that far. Other vital questions covered: Are there any topics a twenty-something adult is allowed to talk about in today\u2019s culture? Apparently not \u2014 but we worked hard and found a few nonetheless. Like: at what age did my son know I was a dick? What else? Oh yes \u2014 my favourite, and very practical these days: how to pick up chicks on the train on the way to Auschwitz? And another vital question: is there a way to say \u201cInto Wim Hof?\u201d to a half-naked Asian girl on the beach without sounding way too creepy? Is being pussy-whipped a good thing? And on that note, is it possible to go out with a woman for longer than 5 years without just doing whatever she wants? Actually, make that one week. Does the fact that a father is talking to his son about how long is just too long to go down on someone \u2014 even if you really like doing it \u2014 mean we should be institutionalized or just shot like dogs? Does not being able to move your jaw for two days constitute too long? See what this healthy, normal father-son exchange has to say about that thorny tantric issue. Can you be a sex addict and be celibate for five years, or is that just proof you\u2019re an addict because you need to be away from the supply? Oh shit \u2014 that\u2019s in the next episode, where I get my heart broken by the aforementioned girlfriend who, if she thought she was pissed off before over this podcast\u2026 well honey (I\u2019m not allowed to call her that now that we\u2019re not together, but I am rebelling), you ain\u2019t seen nothing yet. Stay tuned for that one. DON\u2019T PICK A FIGHT WITH A MAN WHO BUYS HIS INK BY THE BOTTLE. Just a sweetener for the next episode where I get totally erased by a not-so-very-nice gal\u2026 who I fall totally in love with, of course.  This was recorded a few years ago. I\u2019ve been saving it. ","author_name":"My Life in Show Business","author_url":"http:\/\/mylifeinshowbusiness.libsyn.com\/website","html":"