{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"142 - Heptarchy of Hospitaliano!","description":"It's a Boogie-Woogie Royal boy and girl named Dee Dee having A ROYAL QUEEN'S CHRISTMAS (2021), and how did we find it?\u2026 TEASER: I use-a da Google!  THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather PART ONE  Getting the lead out for the NYC marathon \u2026 "Darren Wahlberg" \u2026 Vintage Hallmark mind prison \u2026 Long or Staten Island \u2026 Reopening the Beast \u2026 The dangers of nostalgia\u2026 PART TWO  Cast Rundown \u2026Megan Park Appreciation Station \u2026 The Expositional Challenge \u2026 We're sensualists \u2026 Plot Mop-Up: Zoe's BF's fancy hotel bakery contract; big brother snowman volunteers; good throwing form; after-school choir program; royal retirement, Exeter, Choate, Hanover, Danelaw\u2026 PART THREE Our new $10 Patreon livestream!\/Hera Appreciation Station \u2026 Spot the Angel: Whitbey's fart-free Derek Jacobi notes \u2026 Eat Your Heart Out: Mostly good; antipasti damn sampler; OK hotel food; wtf r u saying (Italian); chicken caprese; charcuterie rosemary; Christmas colors; "I got cannoli!" \u2026 The Hallmark Expanded Universe: Episode 137's Collateral, Episode 141's Katz's knockoff, Episode 8's blood-red bordello Brooklyn\u2026  PART FOUR Overdetermined: You got direction in my freedom; Quit! Quit! Quit! Quit! \u2026 Foxhole Friends \u2026 Crossover: McDowell's, Hallmark cultural amnesia, Groundhog Day for Duolingo \u2026 The Hallmark Voight-Kampff Test: King and Queen, plot forms \u2026 Authentically careless aristocrats? \u2026 Return of "Coordinator" \u2026 The Ethnics, an EPCOT People\u2026 PART FIVE Rating: 2.5 \u2026 So rote, real piano playing, busted for bird-and-fish plagiarism \u2026 The Leftovers: Julian Morris and Mae Whitman Appreciation Station \u2026 2017 Mark Felt miniseries \u2026 Succulent Christmas meal \u2026 Handjob Park \u2026 Rob Thomas \u2026 Running back for the Jets \u2026 Palace of Exeter, Bruno Kirby's mom \u2026 A Pocket Circus, The Mook's Gambit \u2026 Merry Christmas! \u2022 All other music by Chris Collingwood of Look Park and Fountains of Wayne, except: "Orchestral Sports Theme" by Chris Collingwood and Rick Murnane. ","author_name":"It's Christmastown","author_url":"http:\/\/itschristmastown.libsyn.com\/website","html":"