{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Dawon Is Late For The Holidays, Love You Jesus But F Them, Holiday Song Bracket 2025","description":"HAPPY HOLIDAYS, COMMUNITEA!  Auntea Kerel and Auntea Jerrell hold down the fort while Auntea Dawon battles the world\u2019s worst Airbnb Wi-Fi. We\u2019re kicking things off with a therapy session on "Holiday Late-ness"\u2014is the 5-minute grace period real, or was your dad a "if you aren't an hour early, you\u2019re late" kind of man? We also dive into the dark side of the season: Retail Trauma. We talk about why hearing All I Want For Christmas Is You for the 500th time in a shift is a trigger, and why we all owe Jesus a 20-year-overdue apology for the lies we told to skip Bible study. Plus, the Aunteas go head-to-head in their Holiday Music Bracket 2025, debating which Christmas song truly deserves the crown. Follow us on social media @MinoriteaReport and tell us who won YOUR bracket! Grab your tea, hot cocoa, and egg nog and settle in \u2615! Tea Stamps: 00:00 Holiday Intro 01:23 3008, you so 2000 & Late 07:05 Holiday Music 09:14 Retail Experiences During the Holidays 13:02 Sorry Jesus! 15:16 Ordinary People 17:59 Holiday Traditions and Personal Touches 20:17 Navigating Gift-Giving Dynamics 29:26 New Internet for Christmas 30:05 Reflections on Parenting 35:42 More Reflections 37:50 Reunion Planning 40:48 Nostalgia and Community 43:10 MR Commercial 44:04 Dawon Ain't Got Internet 44:59 Dawon Late For the Holidays 48:55 Holiday Song Bracket 2025 01:20:54 Benediction 01:24:45 Extra Footage ","author_name":"Minoritea Report","author_url":"http:\/\/minoriteareport.libsyn.com\/minoriteareportpodcast","html":"