{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Cum Dumpster Diary Karaoke","description":"Kid and Fiona return with a masterclass in romantic elegance: we debate the finer points of industrial-grade cum dumpster usage, rank the top 10 vintage stinky-pussy bouquets, and discover why your dick still throbs like a club speaker even after Nut #47. Then, in a moment that will be studied by historians, legendary karaoke warlord Brown Eye blesses the mic with his velvet renditions of Air Supply and other certified wrist-slitters. We close out with our feel-good segments: \u201cBest Soundtracks to Yeet Yourself To\u201d and \u201cHow to Drown in the Shallow End Without Looking Like a Quitter.\u201d Bring tissues\u2014for your tears, your dick, or both. DETAILED TIMELINE (now with punchlines) 1:00 \u2013 \u201cRight in the cooter\u201d (direct deposit, no ATM fees) 2:00 \u2013 Some ladies I want in my mouth (taste-test Tuesday) 3:00 \u2013 Make sure that shit is clean (pineapple juice PSA) 4:00 \u2013 My head is kinda on her ass (basically furniture at this point) 5:00 \u2013 Fingers in the face (free high-five with purchase) 6:00 \u2013 This factory is shut down (OSHA violated, uterus on strike) 7:00 \u2013 Can you email me your report (STD results in PDF, please) 8:00 \u2013 Who says you\u2019re gonna last forever (spoiler: your dick doesn\u2019t) 9:00 \u2013 The age we\u2019re at (when your back cracks louder than she does) 10:00 \u2013 Weird shit dripping from the vagine (call it abstract expressionism) 11:00 \u2013 Brown Eye live karaoke debut (bring earplugs and Prozac) 12:00 \u2013 \u201cI\u2019m all out of love\u201d (Brown Eye channeling every divorced dad) 13:00 \u2013 \u201cI\u2019m so lost without you\u201d (he\u2019s looking at you, Susan) 14:00 \u2013 Straight-up depicted everything (trauma in 4K) 15:00 \u2013 Rosette song (now legally a war crime in 12 states) 16:00 \u2013 \u201cIf you want to be happy\u201d (irony level: expert) 17:00 \u2013 Are you fucking serious right now (yes, dead-ass) 18:00 \u2013 I was so fucking mad (rage-boner achieved) 19:00 \u2013 Because it\u2019s so depressing (we\u2019re one ballad away from a group hug) 20:00 \u2013 When do you want to go (existentially or just leaving the call?) 21:00 \u2013 Drowned yourself (bathtub\u2019s ready, candles are lit) 22:00 \u2013 \u201cI know\u201d \u2013 Final Words (mic drop into the void) 23:00 \u2013 Throwing yourself into traffic (pro tip: wait for Uber Surge) Listen now and try not to yeet yourself into the sun before the outro. Go Deep\u2014or at least go home and cry in the shower like the rest of us. ","author_name":"The Goin' Deep Show","author_url":"http:\/\/gds.libsyn.com","html":"<iframe title=\"Libsyn Player\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/39306380\/height\/90\/theme\/custom\/thumbnail\/yes\/direction\/forward\/render-playlist\/no\/custom-color\/88AA3C\/\" height=\"90\" width=\"600\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe>","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/assets.libsyn.com\/secure\/content\/196269525"}