{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Royal Rumors, Sperm Racers & Smile Police: Ariel\u2019s Guide to Peak Absurdity","description":"This week on Mad Genius, comedian Ariel Kashanchi dives headfirst into a cultural fever dream so chaotic it might actually be\u2026 inspirational? Ariel kicks things off with her brutally honest (and probably legally concerning) review of Kim Kardashian\u2019s new show All\u2019s Fair, where everyone is suing everyone and somehow Kim is still the calmest person in the room. Then it\u2019s time for the newest elite sport that absolutely no one asked for: sperm racing\u2014yes, actual scientists are out here timing the Michael Phelps of microscopic swimmers, and Ariel has a LOT of questions. Meanwhile, Target has apparently decided the key to capitalism is mandatory smiling, and Ariel breaks down the dystopian nightmare of being \u201cpaid to beam.\u201d She also covers the upcoming nude bowling event, which is either a bold celebration of body positivity or a lawsuit in slippery shoes. Finally, Ariel unpacks Megan Markle and Prince Harry rolling up to Kris Jenner\u2019s 70th birthday bash\u2014an event so star-studded it could cause a solar eclipse\u2014and wonders if this is the first sign of a Kardashian\u2013Montecito merger. It\u2019s weird. It\u2019s unhinged. It\u2019s informative in the wrong ways. It\u2019s Mad Genius. Tune in. \ud83c\udfa7 ","author_name":"Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi","author_url":"http:\/\/madgenius.libsyn.com\/website","html":"