{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"BONE ZONE HALF HOUR #3: WELCOME TO THE FRANK UTURE & MORE","description":"Private Detective Frank Uture stepped out from behind his privacy screen with a bloody mouth and tremors in his steps like they\u2019d installed all his bones upside down and the wrong way around. The corpse; my corpse, not my corpse but the one that I put there, lay on the brown-washed pavement not breathing \u2014 a sure sign that I\u2019d done what needed to be done. As a junior detective, I didn\u2019t have much to do at the time. I hadn\u2019t worked a scene like this before. I didn\u2019t think I\u2019d get assigned to it, but I had to show up for there to be any chance of my getting sleep without a lead suppository. As a general rule, the cybo-brass always call in private detectives when a cop has been found dead, since it\u2019s almost always another cop that\u2019s done it but I didn\u2019t realise they had staffers on the sidelines too. Frank opened his mouth, stuck out his mangled tongue with all the sharp little shards sticking out of it like he\u2019d just sucked on the end of a fibreglass cigarette, and went \u201cahhhhhh!\u201d to prove he had, in fact, swallowed a whole clock \u2014 hands and all. I was then instructed to wail on him with a big metal stick to, quote, \u201cring in the dang ol\u2019 new year.\u201d  \ud83d\udc80 \ud83d\udc80 \ud83d\udc80 \ud83d\udc80 WELCOME TO THE NEW STINK; THE BONE ZONE HALF HOUR - NIPPING AT YOUR CHEEKS ONCE A MONTH LIKE THE GHOST OF A FLEA! TWO STORIES AND A JOKE IN THIS ONE, AREN'T YOU A LUCKY LITTLE GUY? IF YOU LIKE THIS, SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR MAMA AND THEN SEND ME MONEY ON PATREON.COM\/SBDA  STAY SAFE, OR DON'T! x ","author_name":"THE SLEEPY BONES DETECTIVE AGENCY","author_url":"http:\/\/www.carefultheresbones.com","html":"