{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"139 - Snow Crashing the Joe Morgan Moneyball Universe","description":"Why did we try to find LOVE IN GLACIER NATIONAL PARK (2025)? Because it is there. As is\u2026 TEASER: The horniest avalanche-safety film we've ever seen, trapped in the Beavis terrarium of the ancestral mind, with Steve. THEME: &quot;Fuck&amp;nbsp;You&amp;nbsp;If&amp;nbsp;You&amp;nbsp;Don't&amp;nbsp;Like&amp;nbsp;Christmas,&quot; from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather PART ONE&amp;nbsp; Is the Angel Jason Giambi? \u2026 Avalanche safety tips \u2026 A feast of table-read first takes \u2026 Extreme Hallmark throwback \u2026 The title! \u2026 Cast Rundown \u2026 The Expositional Challenge \u2026 Plot Mop-Up: Samantha, dog trainer, mom's apprentice; Sonya, stupid sexy Flanders mode \u2026 Beavis-world vision \u2026 Not pregnant, adios! \u2026 Swimmers \u2026 IVF and climate change \u2026 Star Trek: TNG, S1 \u2026 Better than the Trail of Tears one\u2026 PART TWO&amp;nbsp; Spot the Angel: Nope \u2026 Eat Your Heart Out: Hot cocoa, food pyramid foundation; Hi-C goblets, unnatural wine; root beer float highball; banana\/peanut butter croissant \u2026 Chris's disrespect and aspirin advice \u2026 The Hallmark Expanded Universe: Stephen Huszar's ski-guy persona) and the hermetic placelessness of the Hallmark Alpine Biome \u2026 Andy Lack (derogatory) \u2026 Overdetermined: An effing manchild; Dead Mom; Frisky Dingo \u2026 Epic photo of epicry \u2026 Anti-fizz\u2026&amp;nbsp; PART THREE The Hallmark Voight-Kampff Test: Chris, no growth, no person \u2026 The Joe Morgan Moneyball Universe \u2026 Great Moments in Moppetry: 2, director Mom, tough script, posterizing Sonya, plumper \u2026 Who\u2019s the Real Villain?: Those who ignore avalanche safety, false binary, misplaced blame, idiot skepticism \u2026 Rating: 1.5 \u2026 Pointlessly mean, obviously Whistler \u2026 Stock footage, iced tea and 11\u00ba\u2026&amp;nbsp; PART FOUR The Leftovers: The three most Canadian extras in history \u2026 The beautiful, talented Melvin \u2026 Melvin taxonomy \u2026 IMDB Dive: Stephen Huszar's better than this \u2026 Rabid remake \u2026 White supremacist sex tourist \u2026 Cops making fascists cry \u2026 In loving memory of outdoor Rambo III enthusiasts \u2026 Unwelcome antique National Parks feelings \u2026 Merry Christmas!&amp;nbsp; \u2022 All other music by Chris Collingwood of Look&amp;nbsp;Park and Fountains&amp;nbsp;of&amp;nbsp;Wayne, except: &quot;Orchestral Sports Theme&quot; by Chris Collingwood and Rick Murnane. ","author_name":"It's Christmastown","author_url":"http:\/\/itschristmastown.libsyn.com\/website","html":"<iframe title=\"Libsyn Player\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/38526170\/height\/90\/theme\/custom\/thumbnail\/yes\/direction\/forward\/render-playlist\/no\/custom-color\/88AA3C\/\" height=\"90\" width=\"600\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe>","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/assets.libsyn.com\/secure\/content\/194022325"}