{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Ghosts, Parsley, and Passive-Aggressive Paper Towels: A Spiritual Sh*tshow in the Kitchen","description":"In this supernatural soup of absurdity, Erin, Pants, and Dr. Sizzle take a woo-woo detour into the world of haunted restaurants, ghostly dishwashers, and poltergeist-approved parsley sabotage. From bathroom paper towels that activate themselves mid-pee, to the Great Ghost of Jalape\u00f1os who may or may not hate bartenders, this episode has all the vibes of a s\u00e9ance... if the s\u00e9ance was hosted during brunch. You'll hear:   A haunted margarita tank room   A skeptic slowly unraveling   \u201cThe Learning Tube\u201d meets \u201cThe Paranormal Mop Squad\u201d   Why ghosts apparently hate fresh herbs   And the mystery of the possessed Hollandaise sauce   \ud83c\udf00Bonus topics: vibrating shelves debunking ghost myths, emotional energy fields, and why John Legend has nothing to do with John Lennon (you\u2019ll get it when you listen). \ud83c\udfa7 It\u2019s creepy, it\u2019s hilarious, it\u2019s weirdly heartwarming\u2014and like any great ghost story, it ends with a skeptical chef being haunted by a Red Bull-powered paper towel dispenser. \ud83d\udc80 Come for the hauntings, stay for the sass. ","author_name":"YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL PODCAST","author_url":"https:\/\/sites.libsyn.com\/538642","html":"<iframe title=\"Libsyn Player\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/36678980\/height\/90\/theme\/custom\/thumbnail\/yes\/direction\/forward\/render-playlist\/no\/custom-color\/88AA3C\/\" height=\"90\" width=\"600\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe>","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/assets.libsyn.com\/secure\/content\/188682860"}