{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"137 - Chocopurse Presents: Collateral (All-22 Footage)","description":"We\u2019re spending all day in the car on our way to a stationary restaurant, and them\u2019s the breaks with AN UNEXPECTED VALENTINE (2025), but first... TEASER: Our respect for the Boboli Corporation. THEME: "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas," from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather PART ONE  Foster Grant, CF Frost, Wells Fargo \u2026 Jim Caviezel and Scully \u2026 Bonus preview \u2026 Nick Bond Appreciation Station \u2026 \u201cFries\u201d vs. \u201cPizza\u201d...      PART TWO   We counted them down! \u2026 \u201cChristmas\u201d explains a lot \u2026 Can\u2019t remember movies \u2026 Why do these people meet? \u2026 Cast Rundown \u2026 Soriano or Osuna? \u2026 The Expositional Challenge \u2026 Plot Mop-Up: Sick child, gay cookie foundry \u2026 Familiarly defamiliarizing \u2026 La Chabert Appreciation Station \u2026 No horny material\u2026 PART THREE  Spot the Angel: Village NPCs vs. The Gig Economy \u2026 Bottle episode \u2026 Eat Your Heart Out: Enormous martinis, extra host, scalding coffee, the FBI\u2019s Flavor Unit, Edible purse, Our Respect for the Boboli Corporation, Charcuterie bodega, Uber Dolmades, \u201cPotato Chip,\u201d \u201cNat-Chos,\u201d \u2026 The Hallmark Expanded Universe: McBanjoverse, Zac Hugiverse, Santacon, Actual Christmastown; I noticed Denver; all existing alt NYCs \u2026 You love this (sorry)\u2026  PART FOUR Overdetermined: Ghosts from a normal script; no mutual accusations; hard to be haunted by Valentine\u2019s Day; why did they commit to this?; some screwball\u2019d help; good takes but not great jokes \u2026 Crossover: Collateral II: Collateral Aftermath, Michael Mann reverie \u2026 More Audioslave in Hallmark; Fred Schneider, welcome to Hallmark\u2026   PART FIVE The Hallmark Voight-Kampff Test: Chef Mario, Little Mikey\u2019s family \u2026 Gauntlet interlude \u2026 Who\u2019s the Real Villain?: App economy grindset; Bartholomew\u2019s non-rotating restaurant; Thomas, the NYC parking officer \u2026 Bonus sales pitch! \u2026 Rating: 3 \u2026 Thank you for trying! \u2026   PART SIX The Leftovers: Robert Buckley Appreciation Station \u2026 \u201cIt was me!\u201d and \u201cFashion Week but Edible!\u201d \u2026Cooks Illustrated \u2026 NYC Soft FM, Michael Ironside as Viper, The Warriors \u2026 IMDB Dive: Michael Robison and Blade the Series, (feat. Sticky Fingaz) \u2026  \u201cAre you on Instagram?\u201d \u2026 Merry Christmas!  \u2022 All other music by Chris Collingwood of Look Park and Fountains of Wayne, except: "Orchestral Sports Theme" by Chris Collingwood and Rick Murnane and \u201cPowerhouse\u201d by the Raymond Scott Quintette. ","author_name":"It's Christmastown","author_url":"http:\/\/itschristmastown.libsyn.com\/website","html":"