{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Doomscrollin #014: Cats Who Make Rats Fight, and Women Who Judge Your Poop","description":"00:00\u201315:00 | Technical Glitches &amp;amp; Time Loops   Show opens with a classic audio loop error \u2014 endless doomscrolling echo chamber.   Sam checks his stream while both hosts riff on how great they sound\u2026 repeatedly.   Quick intro to the show\u2019s vibe: \u201cAll the facts, all the absurdity, none of the fluff.\u201d   Sam shares tour updates (Comedy Store, Tacoma with Eddie Bravo).   Banter about recent stand-up in a barn during a tornado \u2014 classic Tripoli chaos.   15:00\u201330:00 | Ant Skull Warfare &amp;amp; Divine Evolution   Wheel of Doom lands on a wild story: Florida ants using skulls for protection.   Field ants decapitate trap-jaw ants, decorating their nest to scare off raiders.   Discussion of how this behavior counters slave-ant colonies.     Existential thoughts:   Sam: \u201cYou worried about AI? How about skull ants?\u201d   Deep reflection on evolution and divine intelligence.     30:00\u201345:00 | Poop-Tok &amp;amp; Attractive Constipation Talk   Sam and Mike react to a viral hot girl explaining poop types.   Play-by-play of various stool shapes and what they mean health-wise.   Hilarious male perspective: \u201cWe\u2019ll tolerate poop talk if she\u2019s hot enough.\u201d     Debate over whether women poop, followed by a comedy store bathroom scent analysis.   45:00\u201360:00 | Molossia: America\u2019s Mini Nation   They dive into the micronation of Molossia in Nevada.   Run by a self-declared dictator, uses cookie dough-backed currency.   Still at war with East Germany \u2014 even though it doesn\u2019t exist.     Thoughts on secession:   States like Texas, California, Oregon brought up.   Mike and Sam oppose balkanization \u2014 \u201cTogether we\u2019re stronger.\u201d     60:00\u201375:00 | Gladiator Rats &amp;amp; Feral Cats   Story: a Birmingham cat forcing captured rats to fight to the death.   Winner lives, loser gets eaten.   Sam talks about living with a dominating cat that terrifies everyone.   Mike references cat mysticism and their reincarnation lore.     75:00\u201390:00 | Indian Death Rides, Empires &amp;amp; Stephen King Killed Lennon?!   Insane carnival ride footage from India sparks a reincarnation joke fest.   \u201cIndia is not for beginners\u201d \u2014 hilarious back-and-forth on danger rides.     Conspiracy spotlight:   A guy claims Stephen King killed John Lennon.   Sam &amp;amp; Mike consider doing a deep dive on that theory.   \u201cIf you don\u2019t care about that, you deserve an asteroid strike.\u201d     &amp;nbsp; Watch Full Episodes on Sam's channels: - YouTube: https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@SamTripoli - Rumble: https:\/\/rumble.com\/c\/SamTripoli Sam Tripoli: Tin Foil Hat Podcast Website: SamTripoli.com Twitter: https:\/\/x.com\/samtripoli Midnight Mike: The OBDM Podcast Website: https:\/\/ourbigdumbmouth.com\/  Twitter: https:\/\/x.com\/obdmpod Doom Scrollin' Telegram: https:\/\/t.me\/+La3v2IUctLlhYWUx Naked Gardener Tea: https:\/\/www.thenakedgardener.us\/store ","author_name":"Doom Scrollin' with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike","author_url":"http:\/\/doomscrollin.libsyn.com\/","html":"<iframe title=\"Libsyn Player\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/36070750\/height\/90\/theme\/custom\/thumbnail\/yes\/direction\/forward\/render-playlist\/no\/custom-color\/88AA3C\/\" height=\"90\" width=\"600\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe>","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/assets.libsyn.com\/secure\/content\/186824910"}