{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"#306 - Two to Tango","description":"We\u2019ve all heard that it takes two to tango. But have you ever known anyone who ever tried tangoing? No, you haven\u2019t. Is tangoing even a word? Everyone has tried to Limbo, but even though these two world renowned dances sound like they could be kissing cousins, their originations came from opposite sides of the world and have very little in common. In fact, tangoing appears to be a hell of a lot more difficult. Not that I\u2019ve ever attempted it. Nor has anyone you and I know. To limbo, it\u2019s all about being a little tipsy at a luau. But if you tango tipsy, you\u2019re probably going to end up with a concussion. And a busted knee. Not that it can\u2019t happen while limboing, it\u2019s just less probable. By the way, limboing is a word. Now, if you watch highlights of the summer Olympic games, you might catch the tango competition. Otherwise, there\u2019s hardly anywhere to see people tango. Not even in movies really. There was even a movie called Last Tango in Paris with Marlon Brando, but I don\u2019t recall any tangoing. And on Nat Geo you might catch a male bird attempting a tango to attract a mate, but for humans that overzealous act would come off as sex repellant. Because I witnessed a hippy dude rocking a tutu while smoking a joint in the city park. He was gyrating like one of those fan-blown air dancers you see out in front of a used car lot. No one would come close to him. At times it might have resembled a tango, but he didn\u2019t have a partner. And according to the idiom, it\u2019s not a tango unless there\u2019s two people. Does that mean he was in limbo? Sometimes I feel like I\u2019m in limbo. So, I smoke two joints. I call it the Tangie Tango.   ","author_name":"Stoney Baloney | A Narrated Cannabis Column","author_url":"https:\/\/leafmagazines.com\/podcasts\/stoney-baloney\/","html":"