{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"#298 - Sex is Like Baseball","description":"To be great at America\u2019s favorite pastime, you only need to succeed three out of every ten attempts. We\u2019re talking about getting hits in baseball here, not getting lucky between the sheets. However, for you men out there, the numbers are pretty much the same. For every ten times you try, if you get action three out of those, you\u2019re doing better than most of your neighbors. Unless, of course, you live next to a college dormitory.  Or a retirement community.  Sorry for the visual.  One reason why getting laid has been compared to hitting a home run is because it\u2019s not always easy. It takes skill and practice. I mean, if you\u2019re uncomfortable in the batter\u2019s box, getting to first base can feel very intimidating, much less advancing to second and third. And none of it matters unless you get to fourth base. That\u2019s called home plate. Which is coincidental, because fourth base is where babies are made. And those babies end up living at your home, endlessly screeching at an empty plate.  Anyway, to effectively score and win, you need to be physically and mentally adept with good timing. You wanna keep the ball in play because that\u2019s where the action is. If you\u2019re swing is too erratic, you\u2019re not going to find the gap on the field. And You only get three strikes until you\u2019re back in the dugout watching the other players take their shot. Also, it\u2019s good to keep the pace moving because the more the game drags on, the longer it takes to get to that victory.  By the way, did you know that the Major League Baseball Player\u2019s Union recently announced that each team can now carry 14 pitchers? There are 30 teams in the league. That means there are 420 pitchers overall.  Looks like baseball is catching up with the times. &amp;nbsp; ","author_name":"Stoney Baloney | A Narrated Cannabis Column","author_url":"https:\/\/leafmagazines.com\/podcasts\/stoney-baloney\/","html":"<iframe title=\"Libsyn Player\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/34464370\/height\/90\/theme\/custom\/thumbnail\/yes\/direction\/forward\/render-playlist\/no\/custom-color\/88AA3C\/\" height=\"90\" width=\"600\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe>","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/assets.libsyn.com\/secure\/content\/182383165"}