{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Episode 45: Hillary Swank","description":"April fools isn't real and we live in a simulation. The only way out is pepto bismal. Hear me out. I am 100% not kidding. Those in charge don't want you to drink an entire bottle of pepto bismal because THEN WE WOULD KNOW THE TRUTH.&amp;nbsp;  OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE REALITY YOU SHEEP!&amp;nbsp;  I hope one day you see the light. Until then. Stay safe. Stay alert. Stay alive.&amp;nbsp;  Also - bigfoot is real.&amp;nbsp;","author_name":"Getting Pretentious","author_url":"http:\/\/gettingpretentious.libsyn.com\/website","html":"<iframe title=\"Libsyn Player\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/22644110\/height\/90\/theme\/custom\/thumbnail\/yes\/direction\/forward\/render-playlist\/no\/custom-color\/795125\/\" height=\"90\" width=\"600\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe>","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/assets.libsyn.com\/secure\/item\/22644110"}