{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"97: Pretty Sus, Lesbius (The Acts of Andrew)","description":"Quick, Theophiloi! Name your favorite Apostle! Okay, good, now we know who among you cannot be trusted, because anyone who said Andrew is a liar. My dude is boring as all h*ck except for the part where Andrew\u2019s friend goes completely John Wick on a bunch of dudes who are trying to recreate the cover to Uncanny X-Men #251. That might not sound very appealing, but\u2026 well, it\u2019s a good show anyway. Promise. Topics of Discussion: The importance of being furnace, vampires fighting each other and why we\u2019re not talking about that, The Discourse,  the Parricide Bag, a vehicle, doesthedoggetbadeintoadryandbarrenplaceandhurtnomanuntilthelastday.com, playing the miracle hits, Chris still being mad about blog comments from like  13 (!) years ago, Adamantis, the best name, triangles, the nicest time to pray, Stratocles, the worst possible typo. Hymnal: \u201cX-Men\u201d by Ron Wasserman, \u201cWinner Takes It All\u201d by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church.   Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http:\/\/ko-fi.com\/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https:\/\/www.teepublic.com\/stores\/apocrypals?ref_id=18246 Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Heck 12. Isaiah 54:17   ","author_name":"Apocrypals","author_url":"http:\/\/apocrypals.libsyn.com\/website","html":"