{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":"Fast Food Getaway","description":"In this, the 47th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing,\r\nIn what starts off as a simple discussion about The Sniper getting some free food at McDonald's, the story turns into not one, not two, but three stories about robbery.  One involves a ruthless ex-lover, another involves a sock puppet, and believe it or not famous comedian Jeff Dunham, well he's mentioned anyway!  Thirdly,  and mind you these are in no particular order,  rounding out the trinity of robbery stories, the last one involves the Ginger as a potential "Mastermind" behind a robbery that was but never really was...but was!  Or was it?  I say it was a prank; Mr. K.I.A on the other hand, pulls out his trusty law book for a look-see.  We're all friends here right?  What's the Statute of Limitations in Michigan anyway? I'm going to chalk this all up to a big fat white lie we're telling due to the amount of "Bath Salts" we're all getting high on!  As always, don't forget to strap you're mistletoe to your "Penis" (right TK1?) and grab your bamboo rod because it's about to start “dripping from the ceiling” up in here!  Oh, anyone know where we can find a cleaning lady that can stay at least 8 inches away from Koonta?-AG\r\nLinks\r\nSock Puppet Heist\r\nDeck The Halls On Bath Salts\r\nAnti Shrinkage Swimsuit\r\nToo Clean For Art\r\nGetting "The Scoop" To Get The Scoop\r\nHave a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster? Do you have Skype? Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post. \r\nThanks for listening,\r\nthelastpodcaster@gmail.com\r\nWhen News Breaks, We Point And Laugh\r\nwww.thelastpodcasterstanding.com\r\nFacebook\r\n@lastpodstanding\r\nYouTube\r\nRight Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer","author_name":"The Last Podcaster Standing","author_url":"http:\/\/thelastpodcasterstanding.libsyn.com","html":"