{"version":1,"type":"rich","provider_name":"Libsyn","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.libsyn.com","height":90,"width":600,"title":" Hypodermic Needle Noodles","description":"While her original super top secret episode idea was stupendous in theory, Amanda\u2019s plan was not executed. You can all blame our so called #1 fan, ahem, Travis, (we definitely do).  However, the evening was not a complete fail. Amanda surprised Jessica with a mini birthday party complete with approximately 12 balloons, a diet friendly treat, and SMUT. Yes, you read that right; an extra episode devoted to wonderful, glorious, splashy Smut.  Although, this smut is less splashy than usual. In fact, it\u2019s more disturbing than anything. Amanda has provided us with some of the worst ever quotes from romance novels. Join us as we read through some of the most off-putting sentences you could ever come across in a book. Have you ever read a Smut story you discovered was actually super horrible? Do you recall any quotes that compare to these? Let us know! We want to delve further into the realm of horrible smut, for educational purposes, of course. Remember to tell your friends about all the fun you\u2019re having hanging out with us!  Subscribe and Share, Like and Follow, Email or Message, you know the drill, all the stuff. ","author_name":"Lady Like","author_url":"https:\/\/ladylikepod.com\/","html":"