1 rich Libsyn https://www.libsyn.com 90 600 The podcast for cool and smart kids! https://kidsgetrich.com/ Lyrics: [Intro] Listen up all ya brown-nosers and goody-two-shoes, M.C. John is in da house! People say be nice to each other, but who listens to dem? I sure don’t! [Chorus] I’m a jerk I club baby seals! I’m a jerk I switch the salt and pepper caps! I’m a jerk I drive 40 m.p.h. in the fast lane! [Verse 1] I’m the reason for the gum on your shoe I always leave in the toilet - poo! On Halloween I was the one who th rew those eggs at you! My dog ain't nice too. He laughed when you stepped in - his doo! [Bridge] I don’t follow the Golden Rule I treat others like I do Call random people names Get coworkers fame X2 [Chorus] I’m a jerk I steal candy from babies! I’m a jerk I peed in your pool! I’m a jerk I replaced all your Easter Eggs- With rotten ones! [Verse 2] I never pay back money I make kids cry for mommy I throw at other people- Honey! And flour after they’re all sticky! [intermission] I’m a jerk I’m a jerk I’m a jerk I’m a jerk 3x [Instrumental] [Bridge] I don’t follow the Golden Rule I treat others like I do Call random people names Steal other people’s fame X4 Cause I’m a jerk Show Notes: Credit to Kevin MacLeod for his awesome music from Incompetech, including Overworld. Credit to Jacob Sartorius for providing content for this episode. &quot;Furious Freak&quot; Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0&amp;nbsp;http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Thanks to audioblocks.com and orangefreesounds.com, for the awesome sound effects and music. The Johncast http://www.homeschoolson.com/ <iframe title="Libsyn Player" style="border: none" src="//html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/5714431/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/88AA3C/" height="90" width="600" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen></iframe> https://assets.libsyn.com/secure/item/5714431