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  <title>Goin’ Deep Show 2311: Threesome So Close You Can Smell It</title>
  <description>Episode 2311 - Kid A.G. rolls in after a family road trip looking like he barely survived the goddamn thing, yappin’ about caffeine dizziness hitting him like a cheap shot and watching Tiger games like a fucking maniac. He also lived through Buc-ee’s, that absolute fucking hellhole where everybody’s scurrying around like crackheads. Hat Trick is texting her old threesome pal Yukon because her fireman fuck-buddy is begging to sit back and watch another dude with a big dick stretch her out proper. Yeah. They’re already negotiating lube amounts safe words. She’s reminiscing about the time she and Big Boobs Brandy tag-teamed Yukon years ago and wouldn’t even let the poor horny bastard touch them, absolute legend shit that belongs in the GDS hall of fame. She also took her daughter to a Griffins game, because indoor track meet weekends now include scoping hockey asses.&amp;amp;nbsp; “I know what your search history looks like, Mom” and calling her out like a goddamn pro. Kid A.G. then hits us with a ghost story after he runs into the chick who vanished after a heavy-petting theater make-out session… It happened at the Dirty Show, surrounded by assless chaps, leather dog masks, and some dominatrix dragging her boyfriend around like a sad, high-heeled little poodle bitch on a leash. And just when you think it can’t get any more fucked, El Pres casually announces he fucked one of his dad’s old girlfriends. Same woman. Years apart. Eskimo brothers with Dad. Let that one fucking marinate. Then the trio really lets loose, going full savage on everything left in the tank. They roast Tennessee for making you scan your ID to watch porn like it’s a goddamn TSA cavity search, clown Hat Trick’s foot-content hustle, mock her ridiculous dragon dildo collection that’s grown so stupid it needs its own wine rack just to keep the drawer from exploding, laugh their asses off at the painfully awkward daughter-boyfriend couch cuddling, and completely lose it over batshit AI songs about “skanky cock-gobbling whores of the week.” Ninety minutes of zero-filter, balls-to-the-wall stupidity that makes you laugh, cringe, and seriously wonder how the fuck these three still have any functioning relationships left. Go listen right now. Your therapist will thank you… or bill you double. (And yeah, the Yukon threesome is still cooking.) Go Deep. </description>
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