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  <title>Doomscrollin #014: Cats Who Make Rats Fight, and Women Who Judge Your Poop</title>
  <description>00:00–15:00 | Technical Glitches &amp;amp;amp; Time Loops   Show opens with a classic audio loop error — endless doomscrolling echo chamber.   Sam checks his stream while both hosts riff on how great they sound… repeatedly.   Quick intro to the show’s vibe: “All the facts, all the absurdity, none of the fluff.”   Sam shares tour updates (Comedy Store, Tacoma with Eddie Bravo).   Banter about recent stand-up in a barn during a tornado — classic Tripoli chaos.   15:00–30:00 | Ant Skull Warfare &amp;amp;amp; Divine Evolution   Wheel of Doom lands on a wild story: Florida ants using skulls for protection.   Field ants decapitate trap-jaw ants, decorating their nest to scare off raiders.   Discussion of how this behavior counters slave-ant colonies.     Existential thoughts:   Sam: “You worried about AI? How about skull ants?”   Deep reflection on evolution and divine intelligence.     30:00–45:00 | Poop-Tok &amp;amp;amp; Attractive Constipation Talk   Sam and Mike react to a viral hot girl explaining poop types.   Play-by-play of various stool shapes and what they mean health-wise.   Hilarious male perspective: “We’ll tolerate poop talk if she’s hot enough.”     Debate over whether women poop, followed by a comedy store bathroom scent analysis.   45:00–60:00 | Molossia: America’s Mini Nation   They dive into the micronation of Molossia in Nevada.   Run by a self-declared dictator, uses cookie dough-backed currency.   Still at war with East Germany — even though it doesn’t exist.     Thoughts on secession:   States like Texas, California, Oregon brought up.   Mike and Sam oppose balkanization — “Together we’re stronger.”     60:00–75:00 | Gladiator Rats &amp;amp;amp; Feral Cats   Story: a Birmingham cat forcing captured rats to fight to the death.   Winner lives, loser gets eaten.   Sam talks about living with a dominating cat that terrifies everyone.   Mike references cat mysticism and their reincarnation lore.     75:00–90:00 | Indian Death Rides, Empires &amp;amp;amp; Stephen King Killed Lennon?!   Insane carnival ride footage from India sparks a reincarnation joke fest.   “India is not for beginners” — hilarious back-and-forth on danger rides.     Conspiracy spotlight:   A guy claims Stephen King killed John Lennon.   Sam &amp;amp;amp; Mike consider doing a deep dive on that theory.   “If you don’t care about that, you deserve an asteroid strike.”     &amp;amp;nbsp; Watch Full Episodes on Sam's channels: - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoli - Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/SamTripoli Sam Tripoli: Tin Foil Hat Podcast Website: SamTripoli.com Twitter: https://x.com/samtripoli Midnight Mike: The OBDM Podcast Website: https://ourbigdumbmouth.com/  Twitter: https://x.com/obdmpod Doom Scrollin' Telegram: https://t.me/+La3v2IUctLlhYWUx Naked Gardener Tea: https://www.thenakedgardener.us/store </description>
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