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  <title>135 - An Open-Faced Hallmark Movie</title>
  <description>We brought a murderer home who had an advent calendar kill schedule, and 'TWAS THE DATE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (2024), but first... A Christmastown message from TV's Andy Levy ... THEME: &amp;quot;Fuck&amp;amp;nbsp;You&amp;amp;nbsp;If&amp;amp;nbsp;You&amp;amp;nbsp;Don't&amp;amp;nbsp;Like&amp;amp;nbsp;Christmas,&amp;quot; from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather PART ONE&amp;amp;nbsp; Watching with a widow ... Implausible landlordism ... It's fine, it's a Chilis II ... Elevated basement, structurally self-aware ... The AI/Gattaca of Hallmark ...&amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; PART TWO &amp;amp;nbsp; Cast Rundown, Expositional Challenge and Plot Mop-Up: Bryan vs. traditional suits; Jessie and Christmas games ... No gazebo, no kiss ... Groening's a Karpluk ... Buckley affably going along ... Spot the Angel: No, but Hunger Games ...&amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; PART THREE&amp;amp;nbsp; Eat Your Heart Out: Marcus the gourmet; blurred banquet; &amp;quot;make it a double!&amp;quot;; splash of skim milk ... No Cure for Christmas ... The Hallmark Expanded Universe: All Hallmark retail on one block; widowers are just lying divorced dads ... The Korean War ... &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; PART FOUR&amp;amp;nbsp; Overdetermined: Deconstructed Hallmark? ... Crossover: Ready or Not; Fake Fiancées on Adultery Island ... Great Moments in Moppetry: 1 ...&amp;amp;nbsp; The Real Villain/Voight-Kampff Test: Again, it's real and fine; weird knows it's weird ... Rating: 3 ... Three-car garage ...&amp;amp;nbsp; PART FIVE The Leftovers: Where does it end? ... Crypto's pumping ... Let's gooooo debut ... IMDB Dive: Steal B-Rad's sunshine ... Christmas in Angel Falls ... MERRY! shirt ... Family kiss ogling ... Widow Talk: Don't eliminate supportive traditions ... 3x5 wallet photo ... Fiber-optic marketer ... WE DID IT, BABY! ... Merry Christmas!&amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; All other music by Chris Collingwood of Look&amp;amp;nbsp;Park and Fountains&amp;amp;nbsp;of&amp;amp;nbsp;Wayne, except: &amp;quot;Orchestral Sports Theme&amp;quot; by Chris Collingwood and Rick Murnane and &amp;quot;We're Sending Our Love Down the Well&amp;quot; by The Simpsons. Buy our show artist Caitlin Fitz Gerald's excellent book: Here. </description>
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