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  <title>133 - Women Laughing Alone with Christmas (Hockey Edition)</title>
  <description>JAMIE KIRSTEN HOWARD lost her credit card and the clerk is CHECKIN IT TWICE (2023), but... We've already got the furry erotica! THEME: &amp;quot;Fuck&amp;amp;nbsp;You&amp;amp;nbsp;If&amp;amp;nbsp;You&amp;amp;nbsp;Don't&amp;amp;nbsp;Like&amp;amp;nbsp;Christmas,&amp;quot; from Crudbump, by Drew Fairweather PART ONE&amp;amp;nbsp; Glitterburrito ... Georgia championship hockey ... How Hallmark casting works PART TWO &amp;amp;nbsp; Jamie's Christmas credentials ... Mariah-Grinch Continuum ... Is the Grinch horny? Furry? ... Cast Rundown ... The Expositional Challenge ... Plot Mop-Up: Deal-stealing boyfriend; Team Christmas Week; French-Canadian players ... Just settle! Like the rest of us! ... Covid-fueled throwback ... The Thee/Thou Threshold ... How do you act a story like this well? ... A &amp;quot;being adult and normal&amp;quot; fakeout ... Brain damage &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; PART THREE&amp;amp;nbsp; Spot the Angel: Ashley's dad and Scott's coach ... A literal bible ... Eat Your Heart Out: Grandma's dire eggnog; The Cider Social; awful pastries, sugar drinks; Barbie food; stadium peppermint tea; Sleepytime mascot, pajama gun, candlelit ushers; the Drunken Puck; airport chocolates, airport beer ... Clear hotel lobby store ... Zamboni driving in the Richard Scarry region of the brain ... The Hallmark Expanded Universe: French 85 Magazine, &amp;quot;How to Survive Christmas Alone&amp;quot;; hockey tournament/goon clash&amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; PART FOUR&amp;amp;nbsp; Overdetermined: Forced credit-card fussiness; &amp;quot;But I'm different&amp;quot;; plot-end collision and bastard father ... False Ray Bourque information ... Scott, winter ignorant ... Crossover: Scott, Deadpool adjacency and sassy Kristen Bell; money and a rewrite away from a real rom-com; Alex Garland's Civil War; LA to Vegas, Idaho Falls to Spokane ... The Hallmark Voight-Kampff Test: Dave, rowdy child, good eater ... Great Moments in Moppetry: Googe-sound boy; 3 ... Who's the Real Villain: Ambition, cruel fatherhood, misogyny/the bar is THAT low &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; &amp;amp;nbsp; PART FIVE Rating: 3 (non-derogatory) ... &amp;quot;Honestly, I'm fine with this&amp;quot; ... The Leftovers: Non-interruptive work-from-home ... Protagonist's dream/career age ... &amp;quot;Those who can't play, coach&amp;quot; ... A smooth 84 ... Pod Yourself The Wire namedrops ... Gretzky 3:16 ... Plus/Minus and stats annoyance ... Kevin Fair, Get Carter, Josie and the Pussycats, and The Core ... Saw 3-D ... &amp;quot;Idaho Falls&amp;quot; ... Postgame interview BS ... You know how to ruin a cider social ... Merry Christmas! &amp;amp;nbsp; All other music by Chris Collingwood of Look&amp;amp;nbsp;Park and Fountains&amp;amp;nbsp;of&amp;amp;nbsp;Wayne, except: &amp;quot;Orchestral Sports Theme&amp;quot; by Chris Collingwood and Rick Murnane. Jamie's Bluesky&amp;amp;nbsp;HERE </description>
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