1 rich Libsyn https://www.libsyn.com 90 600 Happy Halloween, The-AHHH!-philoi! As is our tradition here on the show, we're spending the spookiest day of the year looking at texts involving haints and saints! Sort of! We're pushing the definition of &quot;texts&quot; and &quot;haints&quot; to their absolute limits by watching the 2014 evangelical horror (?) film (?),&amp;nbsp;The Lock-In, in which a supervised slumber party at church becomes an existential nightmare due to the presence of a haunted adult magazine.&amp;nbsp; No, really. That's what the movie is about.&amp;nbsp; Topics of Discussion: Sex is Wacko (But Not Right Now For Teens), an empty field with fire and Danhausen, Benito: a lonely fan of corn, a bonus review of Journey to Hell (2022), Vegeta's cool shirt, approved uses of oils, puppet ministries, Nick's Mom/Atom Bomb, the purple box as metaphor, the Jared Leto of Christian Horror, the most adult magazines, The Apocrypals Solve Theodicy... Again!, a second &quot;What the Frick?&quot;&amp;nbsp; Hymnal: &quot;Monster Smash&quot; By Altégo Apocrypals is edited by Editorial Deacon Lucas Brown. Offertory: As Enoch writes, &quot;Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come.&quot; Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246&amp;nbsp; Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Heck 12. Isaiah 54:17 &amp;nbsp; Apocrypals http://apocrypals.libsyn.com/website <iframe title="Libsyn Player" style="border: none" src="//html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/28461599/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/88AA3C/" height="90" width="600" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen></iframe> https://assets.libsyn.com/secure/content/163252484