1 rich Libsyn https://www.libsyn.com 90 600 Smarty Pants Lance takes turbulent flights of comedy fancy when he talks about the airlines.&amp;nbsp; From a true story involving outrageously stupid airport security who try to prevent an FAA flight inspector from boarding, to another true story featuring those stupid, stupid, stupid- not enough stupids?- security folk, to gaining altitude with the lovely&amp;nbsp; &quot;pleasures of flight, and finally making a perfect landing on your funny bone.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; Where's Dean Martin, George Kennedy, Burt Lancaster and Jacqueline Bisset when you need them?&amp;nbsp; Airport (1970) reference.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; Smarty Pants Lance https://smartypantslance.libsyn.com/ <iframe title="Libsyn Player" style="border: none" src="//html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/21589859/height/90/theme/custom/thumbnail/yes/direction/forward/render-playlist/no/custom-color/88AA3C/" height="90" width="600" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen></iframe> https://assets.libsyn.com/secure/item/21589859